Famous First Words (and Phrases)

This week, it appears that our 90th Percentile Lump's (--yes, I know that nickname's days are numbered--) first word will be "Ella." Touching, right? More touching, perhaps, than Ella's first word, which was "turtle," and certainly far, far more touching than my friend Wendie's first sentence, which was, "Oh my god, it's the cops."

You have to know her family to understand.