The Vicarious Waiter

The Bean puts pajamas on her head. We are playing Waiter.

"Would you like chocolate on the bottom, whipped cream on the top and a cherry on top of the whipped cream? Ice cream?"

"What else do you have?"

"Lemon."

"Which is better?"

"OOOoohh, I know. You could have CANDY too. We have candy. And Chocolate. You could have all of those."

""No, I just want ice cream."

"Well, then I'll give you a bag. You take the candy home for later."

"Which ice cream flavor is the best one at this restaurant?"

"I can't have ice cream. I'm a waiter."