Why the Bed Will Stay Crowded

It's the usual question posed to me when the Bean is in bed: "What are you gonna do?"

Last night: "I'm going to clear out this (guest) room so we can put a bed in here, so people can sleep at our house, like Grammy or Poo-pah."

Reply: "When someone sleeps over at our house, they can sleep in my bed, so I can sleep with Mommy and Daddy. Because that's fun and we can cuddle."

(Yet another reason why Western sleeping arrangements don't make much sense.)